That goddamn sugar free pie
I just can’t seem to resist the buy
I know how delicious it is with some dairy
And ignore the knowledge that I should be wary
Just because it says sugar free
Doesn’t mean it’s not super-carby
And I need to cut it out of my life
Instead of continuing to cut it with a knife
-A poem by a very sad KetoDeb, who’s weight can’t deal with all those carbs.