Goddamn Sugar Free Pie

That goddamn sugar free pie

I just can’t seem to resist the buy

I know how delicious it is with some dairy

And ignore the knowledge that I should be wary

Just because it says sugar free

Doesn’t mean it’s not super-carby

And I need to cut it out of my life

Instead of continuing to cut it with a knife

-A poem by a very sad KetoDeb, who’s weight can’t deal with all those carbs.