Good lord I hate my legs. 

Good lord I hate my legs. I hate their translucence and I hate those damn dimples Subcutaneous fat that's worse than pimples I hate the way they don't fit together And I hate that they're hot from May to September I hate that shorts come in several length styles But none of them make my …

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Goddamn Sugar Free Pie

That goddamn sugar free pie I just can't seem to resist the buy I know how delicious it is with some dairy And ignore the knowledge that I should be wary Just because it says sugar free Doesn't mean it's not super-carby And I need to cut it out of my life Instead of continuing …

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